No News is Bad News for Gary Gnus, er... Mark Prior
Cubs' employee Mark Prior went under the knife yesterday, and the Cubs still have no idea how the surgery turned out. Dr. James Andrews was given the okay to fix anything in the shoulder that he thought needed fixing -- meaning Prior could be throwing again in weeks, months or in a year.
When it comes to Prior though, you have to assume that no news is bad news. Just like good news is bad news. And slightly-okay news is bad news. And moderately optimistic news is bad news. And bad news is bad news.
UPDATE -- The Cubs' just announced that a lot of medical jibber jabber was done to Prior's shoulder yesterday. Bottom line -- the Cubs' employee will not pitch again in 2007. No word on whether the organization has apologized to him yet for leaving him off of the Opening Day roster.
2 comments:
The good news is I just found my Mark Prior voodoo doll. It was stuffed under my bed and its throwing arm was kind of twisted and jammed under my bed pinned in a real awkward position. I am really glad to find it and I really hope it didn't cause any problems for Cubs fans around the world.
ohhhh, that explains much. damn you, ap.
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