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"The Office" Quote of the Day
To ease my suffering through the Hollywood writer's strike, and to hopefully gain a few chuckles and masculine butt pats from my peers, I've decided to rehash some of my favorite quotes from my favorite TV show--"The Office." Today's inaugural installment takes place at the office's Christmas party, where Phyllis brings along her fiance'. The following hilarity ensues:
Phyllis (to Stanley, Kevin, and Ryan): "You all know my fiance', Bob Vance?"
Bob Vance (to Kevin): "Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration."
Bob Vance (to Stanley): "Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration."
Bob Vance (to Ryan): "Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration."
Ryan: "What line of work you in, Bob?"
And, scene. I know this one is quite dry, but that's how B. J. Novak's humor rolls. Add that to the complete drought of baseball related news (sans the Mitchell Report hearings yesterday) and my impending meeting in a few minutes, it's basically all I got to keep up my end of the bargain to lower the standards here at Wrigleyville23. You kids enjoy your Wednesday. I hear it's cold out.
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I still prefer:
"I need my posse. Ryan, Jim, Dwight. Come on, we're going to Asian Hooters."
Oh, God! How I miss "The Office!"
(runs away sobbing)
They are DVD's, you know. And TBS reruns.
To tell you the truth, they don't get old. Mrs. Nutsack and I have been enjoying Seasons 1 and 2 on DVD since Christmas.
Hopefully, she comes through on my birthday with 3 and 4.
And, there will be more of these. Hopefully, I can dig up enough of these to do them every day. Sorta like a public service to help jump start your day. 'Cause I care.
Jim: She's not really my type.
Roy: Well, what is your type?
Jim: Moms, primarily. Yup. Soccer moms. Single moms. NASCAR moms. Any type of mom, really.
Kevin: Stay away from my mom...
Jim: Too late, Kev.
That one is clutch, WV.
But, you all can quit now, or else there will be no more Quotes of the Day for me to ruin for you guys.
that's what she said.
"If you don't give me a raise, there will be no more sex. Toby, what are you writing?"
"I'm just preparing for the deposition."
Michael to Toby: "Every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it ... not that way."
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