This should be like Rocky music for Cubs fans: the one, the only Paul Wilson-Kyle Farnsworth fight video:
If MLB makes YouTube take it down, you can find it here.
Update: It appears it is even missing from the linked Reds site above. In the meantime, watch him take down Jeremy Affeldt from the Royals in similar fashion here (at about the 2:50 mark).
Me: Lots of people looking for video of Kyle Farnsworth beating up Paul Wilson lately.
Wife: Why's that?
Me: Dunno. Maybe he killed someone.
Wife: Why don't you ask your little friends.
Me: Like who?
Wife: Maybe nutsack knows.
Me: He hasn't been around lately.
Wife: I hope he's OK.
Me: ... Go get me some juice.
Update: In baseball's neverending quest to keep people from accessing their product easily, the video has been taken off YouTube and it appears it is even missing from the linked Reds site above. In the meantime, watch him take down Jeremy Affeldt from the Royals in similar fashion here (at about the 2:50 mark).
Update (again): Here it is, via a Chinese Web site:
Something about Kyle Farnsworth has people Googling like mad. No other post - except perhaps that Jennifer Love Hewitt nude item - has people randomly popping by Wrigleyville23 than this one on Farnsworth's odd glasses.
Every day, several people Google "Kyle Farnsworth glasses" and end up here - more so on days he pitches, presumably because they see those goofy glasses and have to find out what is up. Unfortunately for them, they learn nothing. Like the rest of you. Well, I say you get what you pay for.
An equal number Google the Farnsworth-Paul Wilson fight from a few years ago. Nobody can find the video, but people look every day. They end up here, disappointed. Like the rest of you. Again, you get what you pay for.
And if you got here by Googling "Jennifer Love Hewitt nude" ... welcome, you perv.
Speaking of the Yankees game, Kyle Farnsworth is on in relief in the ninth inning and is actually doing well. But he's wearing these classes that he apparently borrowed from a bartender in SoHo. Tiny. Femmy. Weird.
But I wouldn't dream of saying that to Kyle, of course, because he's crazy and likes to fight (Note, this where I typically would link to the Kyle Farnsworth-Paul Wilson "fight," but Major League Baseball - in all its wisdom - made YouTube take all MLB videos off the site. Because, you know, you wouldn't want people who are interested in your product to be able to, you know, see more of your product. How exactly does my viewing Kyle Farnsworth beating up Paul Wilson on YouTube take away from MLB's bottom line?).
Anyway, I leave you with this instead:
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